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There's a very interesting motif in my life and this journal: I keep telling myself I am going to update, but you never see it. Go figure.

I want to meet a nice girl who just wants to watch cartoons and ride biks with me for a while. We don't have to have sex, and I don't even know I would want to have sex with her, in fact, I don't think I could. I just want to know that somewhere a girl who still dresses in long skirts and nice shirts in winter still exists, just so that I can know maybe the world is still okay.

Anyone interested? Dan?

A Quick Guide to Baroque Architecture

Heavily influence by the Italian Renaissance, Baroque architecture is a riot of columns, stairways, and domes. Interiors are further decorated with laving gilt coverings and stuccoed plaster ceilings.

Yeah, that's it. I just love that passage from my history book, for some reason. It seems infinitely unstructured, but in a totally unexplainably beautiful way.

I suck at not forgetting about my LJ, don't I?

I'm so into being a Hasidic Jew for the Mardi Gras dance. What a stroke of fucking genius.

Also, Kelsey Leach is officially the biggest bitch ever. Maybe even the biggest fucker, though right now that position is filled. Because I'm a jerk who doesn't like anyone.

Touch the Stranger with the vegan kid is the best way ever to spend five minutes between periods, I decided today.

So, I do believe I'm officially the most Jewish person at school now. And no one even got hurt, either.

I'm totally the best procrastinator in its entire fucking history.

I should totally have like... a shrine, built in my honour. Maybe somewhere in like... Sri Lanka.

(PS- Go Tamil Tigers, Go!)

Also, I make rice fucking awesomely.

Let's Agree to Disagree,
Greg

So, I just saw a "Let's Agree to Disagree" cake on TV.

Best. Fucking. Cake. Ever.

So, I don't think I've slept in a week, I've probably eaten 1/8 of what a normal person eats in a day in the past few days, and my only plans for the future include watching Saturday Night Live tonight.

What an awesome life people must think I lead.

Happy Happy,
Greg